What was most entertaining though was their creative system of spelling. This is more of an indictment of the English language than it is of our school system so don’t blame the teachers or the parents or the current or past administrations. And certainly don’t blame the students. How well would you do in a handwritten note without a built-in spell checker? Are you smart enough to understand the written language of a 4th grader? See if you can figure out what word they were trying to spell (and have a chuckle on me).
What they wrote | What they meant | |
actaly | actually | |
favioet | favorite | |
exspeshaly | especially | |
toatle | totally | |
prodgects | projects | |
liket | liked | |
aprisheat | appreciate | |
cristle | crystal | |
home-maid | home-made | |
uneake | unique | |
favret | favorite | |
dride | dried | |
gosht | ghost | |
alsome | awesome | |
aswerm | awesome | |
aswam | awesome | |
asumwer | more awesome |
Just in case you are worried about the future of our civilization based on these results, here is a quote from one of the letters:
Thank you for the interesting Halloween chemistry expirements. The irony of it is, your expirements use dry ice and you asked us questions about it and said that the CO 2 were “ghosts”, but we already knew from science that it was Carbon Dioxide.
A 4th grader even knew to subscript the 2 on CO 2! The English language may be in jeopardy but the future of chemical science will be in good hands. And in case you think he spelled “experiment” wrong, I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt. After doing experiments all my life, I must admit that most would have been more accurately described as “expirements”.